Wide-Nine

1) American football defensive line formation popularized by former Tennessee Titans and current Philadelphia Eagles coach Jim Washburn.

Formation requires defensive ends to line-up "wide" on the outside shoulder of offensive tackles. Ends also typically lineup in a three-point stance with heads curled to the ground.

This offers line a better angle for rushing the passer, but leaves the interior of the line vulnerable to the inside running game, especially if linebackers are inferior.

2) Rear-entry sexual position in which the recieving partner spreads his or her legs as far as possible, while crouching in a three-point stance, with their back slightly arched, and head curled to the ground.

Requires recieving partner to have great leg strength, and leaves both parnter subject to injury if performed on a non-sturdy surface, such as a water bed.

"The Philadelphia Eagles wide-nine formation has not been successful, due to the horrific play of their linebackers and safeties."

"If you want me to get into a wide-nine, get your ass on the floor. I almost pulled a hamstring trying that shit the last time. You need to get rid of that water bed, anyway."

by Editor, Fed Up Dictionary October 14, 2011

Nine Kornchid

The definition of sunshine in the human form. Whenever he smiles, the whole world lights up. The person who deserves all the best in the world. Besides, his eye smile is the most beautiful thing ever.

-Who do you think shines the brightest-the Sun or Nine Kornchid?

-Nine, of course.

by malye December 22, 2019

False nine

The false nine is a footballer who starts in the position of a striker - who in 1-11 numbers traditionally wears the number nine shirt. Rather than running forwards however, the false nine stays where he is or moves backwards; therefore playing a midfield role and fooling the opposition into thinking he's an attacking player.

Wrexham are using a false nine up-front - that's why they're winning.

by JesusJohn1 June 29, 2012

one one nine

A nick name used by most residents of Lake County, Indiana and the East-side of Chicago for 119th street in Whiting, IN. Once a major cruising destination, its now fallen on hard times. No longer do truckloads of teenagers sit in their vechiles all night long.

Back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered Cobra.

by Joe Iron May 18, 2007

Niceture

Mixture of the nicest things in life

This life has got too many (nicetures) for second-guessing

by Dewjob December 14, 2016

Whole nine yards

Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." Has nothing to do with football. In fact, the phrase comes from the fact that fighter planes are equipped with belt-fed machine guns. When the belts are laid out before loading, they measure nine yards in length. If a pilot were to empty his plane's guns into a target, he'd be giving it the "whole nine yards."

I bought the TV, the home theater system... The whole nine yards.

by Angel Panties December 16, 2003

minor niner

A term used by students in grades ten and up to describe grade nines, especially those that are new to the school.
Generally identifiable by the large packs they hang around in, the lost, confused and sometimes excited or amazed look on their faces and the constant asking of directions to their classes.
See freshman

Grade Nine Student *Lost look on face*: Wheres Rm 154?
Grade Eleven Student*Looks Annoyed*: Down the hall and to the left
Grade Nine Student * Smiles *: Thanks!
Grade Eleven Student *Rolls Eyes* Whatever.
*Turns to Friends* Minor Niners
*Friends Nod in Agreement*

by k e l l bell* September 4, 2006