Good News, Everyone!

A frequently used phrase by Professor Farnsworth, from the television show "Futurama." It is usually exclaimed to a group of individuals

The meaning of the phrase is often ambiguous. It could, literally, mean that the person speaking the phrase actually has good news. Alternatively, the phrase can be used to mislead people about what would be considered, "bad news."

Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.
Farnsworth: Youll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol...
Bender: Here it comes...
Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you, and goodnight.

by Nøva Buttz September 9, 2010

newport

nigga its the best cigarette ever made even with the fiberglass. makes me feel like i'm dying so i know i'm getting my moneys worth son!

you got a newport? SHIT YEA BUT U AINT GETTIN IT

by El Cangri April 9, 2005

NEWS

Abbreviation for: Never Ending Whiner's Society.. definition: A group of frustrated women and,or woosy men get together in breakrooms,chatboards,bars,homes and Whine,bitch,complain about stupid,dumb,meaningless things like: people, place's, opinions,idea's,family,any and everything under the sun basically

Hey Tom! check it out there goes the NEWS third time today (2)Hey honey, where you been? out with the NEWS again?(3) Shut the Hell up I'm so F#@$ing tired of hearing what you and your NEWS feel about what color I should paint this !

by Richer Paumade October 9, 2006

Fox News liberal

1. A person who describes themselves as a Democrat, but is actually quite conservative, such as Zell Miller. FOX News always gives them airtime in hopes that they can claim to be "fair and balanced."

2. Someone on FOX News who is actually a liberal, but either dumb or weak, and exists primarily as a punching bag for the conservatives on the show. Alan Colmes is an example.

FOX News liberals suck

by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006

blowing up newsfeed

The act of repeatedly posting messages, links, photos, or statuses that nobody else particularly cares about on facebook to the point where your posts completely cover everyone else's newsfeed/live feed. This usually results in everybody who is misfortunate enough to be your friend to become extremely irritated with you (as they have a right to be) and hide you from their newsfeed.

This girl keeps posting status updates about how much she loves her stupid boyfriend!
Oh I know! Her posts are blowing up newsfeed!

by gtobs July 27, 2010

newshound

Someone who spends most of his/her time compulsively reading the latest news.

Brent spends hours online, hitting the refresh button on the news blogs, because he's a newshound.

by finnegan217 March 12, 2008

Faux News

An entertainment network underwritten and owned by Rupert Murdoch carrying nonsensical news-based programs written to appeal to the far-right of American politics without being fettered to archaic values such as journalistic integrity, honesty or objectivity.

Last night, I saw a report on how the government is planning to enact laws to require all people to sell everything they have and donate the proceeds to help unemployed lazy people.

That sounds horrible! I work too hard for my money to have to help those basterds! Where can I see that report?

Check it out on the Faux News website. Just click on the Bill O'Really button.

by brainpinky May 9, 2011