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nelson

An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
by Will Bradshaw March 4, 2008
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Free Nelson Mandela!

All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.
Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!

*loud cheer*

Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!
by Asger W November 20, 2007
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nelsonius

Nelsonius

Until now scientists are still not sure about what this species specifically is as it is as intelligent as a human and looks like one. However, they have made descriptions of it and people are saying that based on that descriptions there was a lot of Nelsonius during the 1800s, though back then they didn't have a proper name for this species, they just labeled it as a yōkai, a Japanese term for supernatural entities.

Some of these people even said that Nelsonius is related to a Rokurokubi, a mythical yōkai creature from Japanese folklore that has the ability to stretch her neck really long, in the case of a Nelsonius however, he can't stretch at all (this is how you differentiate a Nelsonius with a human), so why is he similar then? Well because he is the exact opposite of a Rokurokubi, he is so opposite that mythologists are thinking that it's kind of like that Yin & Yang situation, and since they both are found in Japan, it makes sense that they are somewhat related in terms of origin. Not only that, Rokurokubi was often found in the Edo period (1603-1868), these are the years when a lot of people spotted many Nelsonius as well.

However, despite all of these scientists have still not confirmed that Rokurokubi exists, they are, however, aware of Nelsonius. According to their trackers and calculations, which have been proven to be 97% accurate, there is only 1 Nelsonius left, and that person could be your friend. Sus lol.
In literature, Nelsonius is defined as different, as in VERY different, like unusual yet obvious. This definition alone is based from the species itself, as Nelsonius is very different than humans and they are also unusual to exist, yet they are very obvious to get spotted. You can also use Nelsonius to replace "Sus" as in a not so suspicious way, yet concerning.

EXAMPLE: You are acting really neslonius today, not sus, just something I need to be aware of.
by Paper ツ September 28, 2021
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Neosen

Neo-sen (Neo:new, and Sen:old)

Adj.

1. New to you, but relativity old to the rest of the world.

Now before you go clicking the thumbs down button because the word sounds like Neosporin, or clicking it down because you feel you can't fit it into a sentence without feeling like a dyslexic at spelling bee, try to empathize with evolution.

When Youtube first came out, you can imagine how dumb it would of been to use in a normal conversation at the time. Kind of like using neosen now.

It sounds weird but all it needs is to be used in common vernacular speech. And for that to happen It needs to be a "needed" word, and if you just take this moment to reflect I bet you could find a place for it in your daily banter at least once.
"Hey, Check out this neosen env2 I just got."

I just got a neosen 2002 Freelander SE package.
by Lummpy pillow May 18, 2010
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nelsheimers

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.
Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.
by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016
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nelson trealout

Nelson is a fat smelly bitch who steals from his mom and shits his pants
Nelson Trealout is a Nelson Trealout
by Tabs mustache May 2, 2019
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nele kucekus

A rare breed of a human species. Nele kucekus is a horny ass beast, that is never satisfied. The rare breed of this "animal" ussually is bisexual, because of her unbelievable thurst for lust.
That girl is definetly a nele kucekus
by peleens May 28, 2019
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