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Napkin

A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 14, 2008
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Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).
Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)
by Amanning07 April 27, 2011
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napkinnate

a man with napkins and more napkins
the napkinnate is famous
by pooshko September 18, 2019
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Napkin

Used to increase cellular data by a factor of 32 when placed on any cellphone or smartphone (preferably when wet)
I'm using a napkin to increase my data
by SaveYourUsername September 30, 2019
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operation napkin

things or ideas that are used once. temporary. one time use. most commonly used for friendships that have gone sour. use it, throw it away.
damn, looks like operation napkin is in effect, our friendship has ended because of operation napkin
by jasonurbandictionary September 17, 2007
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ghetto napkin

when instead of using a paper napkin to wipe your hands after a meal..you instead use a roll of toilet paper that is sitting at the kitchen table.
"yo pissant,pass me dem ghetto napkins to wipe dis shit up"
by craftywitwords April 23, 2009
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