Napolean Dynamite

an awesome movie with no real plot line that is made good by the awesomely funny lines that everyone keeps repeating.

Napolean: I see you're drinking 1% is that because you think you're fat, cuz you're not , you couold be drinking whole if you wanted to

by cutelittleangul February 22, 2005

Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).

i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!

by Beebix March 25, 2006

Napoleon Complex

Short, Cocky, Hot tempered, arrogant, ignorant, attention whore, Especially when In a position of power.

PFC Douglas Eckert USMC has the worst case of Napoleon Complex i've ever seen .

by GP USMC October 28, 2009

nasal fixation

Being obsessed with snorting powdered drugs up your (or my) nose, or snorting anything up your nose to get high

crush out powder. cut into lines, find circular tubes or roll up $50 or $100 dollar bills. Place tube/bill into nose bend down and inhale railed powder thru tube into nose. But don't forget the drip. Ah...my nasal fixation has been satisfied.

by junglgurl_t December 22, 2004

Napoleon Blownapart

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.

Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!

by QuacksO September 25, 2012

nanology

It's a doctor for little dick syndrome.

Poor Soul: I can't find my penis.
Friend: You going to need to see a Nanologist. nanology

by Dominazun July 7, 2016

The Napoleon

The Napoleon is when you stick all 4 fingers in an orifice typically during a sexual act similar to the large number of photographs capturing Napoleon Bonaparte sticking his 4 fingers in his buttons.

Dirty Josto couldn't quite fist the girl he brought home from the bar but he was able to get 4 fingers in to give her The Napoleon.

by jizmaster2000 December 16, 2013