dirt nap

When somebody dies. Therefore, they are taking a nap in the dirt. Forever.
Yo I wish pops was here, but he's taking a dirt nap.
by Cranky_Lobster April 21, 2016
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nap queen

A hot girl who doesn't go out to party. She prefers to stay indoors watching netflix and cuddling with her boo. Napping is her preferred pastime
Jean never goes out and parties cus shes a nap queen.
by Mintysky June 23, 2015
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clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.
I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.
by Steve D. July 20, 2005
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J-Nap

The process by which a male decides on napping after masturbation
Ill give you a call after my J-Nap
by BrWz9290 May 25, 2010
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Frat nap

A nap taken after drinking earlier in the day prior to going out to a bar later in the same day. This nap is often taken in a Fraternity House or a College Residency.
After Happy Hour I'm gonna take a Frat nap before we go to the bar tonight.
by Brent Mac June 17, 2009
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man nap

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.
What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.
by CCCCCCCCCC May 04, 2005
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Baltimore nap

When you are driving down a shady street in Baltimore and see a druggie fast asleep while standing up on a street corner and by the look on their face you can tell they are having a pretty bad dream
"Look at that crack head on the corner of Monroe St taking a long Baltimore nap"
by R-Dizzy September 23, 2013
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