He Who Must Not Be Named

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/ You Know Who. Sometimes I use it as a joke.

Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: How disappointing. I didn't kill you. Then who will?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's homework. Tell me who!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named

by Kitsune Ramen Boi 🍜 February 22, 2021

He who must not be named

Maryland politician, Kirby Delauter

Only "he who must not be named" would be stupid enough to think he can sue abreporter for using his name in a news story!

by rclare January 7, 2015

Kid Named Deacon

Deacon is a kid who speaks in many different accents. His favourites are australian and russian. He has an addiction to vodka 👍🏼

“This guy is passed out at a party... he played a Kid Named Deacon”

by SHOTTY April 21, 2020

Ur Mommy Named Tommy

Even worse than your granny tranny. A sacred phrase

Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur Mommy Named Tommy{

by Whalee March 13, 2018

girl named dylan

biggest slut you'll ever meet who dyes her hair bleach blonde and thinks she the best at everything

"Any girl named Dylan is a slut"

by boss ass bitch99 June 21, 2016

skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

Girl named Toss

A Beautiful Girl that lives in P'Ville and the tightest girl you will ever meet. The only person in the world who has a personality like she does. (can not put real first and last name of privacy reasons).

Guy#1- Wow i visited my friend at his new school and i talked to this girl and she was sooooo tight, not to mention she is very beautiful.
Guy#2- Oh, i know exactly who your talking about, thats gotta be Toss!

by JC December 20, 2004