Mysterymania

1. The mystery of mysteries. Somthing so mysterious not even Sherlock could take a crack at it.

2. Also can be used to name an unknown place.

1. John: Who the fuck stole my brownies?

Tyler: I don't know. Wasn't me.

Darryl: It's a mysterymania then..

2. Don: Where you live at?

Jake: In Donora, Pennsylvania

Don: That's a mysterymania to me.

by Bringin88 August 25, 2009

Mystery Wave Rider

Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:

Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.

Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.

"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"

by UcanDoIt! March 23, 2009

Mystery _____

Nickname for a beautiful, awesome girl who lives really close to you and whom you should have known for a long time but you've only met recently and she rocks your world.

Dude, have you met Mystery _____? How did we not know her all year??

by lillampy September 16, 2012

Mystery Mix

When a woman is blind folded and a man of every ethnicity ejaculates into her. The ethnicity of the baby is unknown, resulting in a 'Mystery Mix'.

"I can't figure it out, is Deborah Japanese, Korean, Samoan, or...? She must be a mystery mix".

by UrbanAF May 4, 2018

mystery gang

shaggy (the stoner), fred (the ladies man), the lesbians (the smart and the femme one) Scooby (the chill dog), scrappydoo (the annoying dog)

one friend: y’all we are for sure the mystery gang bruh
Friend: ahh bro you’re shaggy cause ya a stoner
Other friend: ahhh y’all daphne and Velma cause ya gay
Friend:ahhh y’all annoying af y’all a scrappy doo
other friend: ahhh y’all chill, ya a Scooby
Friend: you a ladies mannnn you fred AF

by livthedragon July 2, 2018

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

Mystery Meat Dish

Mystery Meat Dish

A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.

by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019