Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee

1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef

by Heypeterr December 2, 2023

mwef

the sound my girlfriend makes when she's annoyed and tired

her mother: do your work!!!!

my girlfriend:*whispers* ...mwef...

by cacamwnci April 9, 2024

Meef

A woman that is worse than a bop like ishowspeeds girlfriend

Gyat gyat gyat Rizz all the nizzards say in unison she’s a meef

by Soren and d June 18, 2024

Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

meef

the combination of mince and beef

A HA my POCKET is full of MEEF!!!

by cymbll June 8, 2025

Meef

Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”

I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.

by Rivetbear August 6, 2025