Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.
by pop-eye September 11, 2008
3 friends who always has eachothers back and would do anything for eachother. They all know eachothers secrets and have inside jokes. Who ever messes with one of them messes with all of them. Nothing will break the trio apart not even a dumb boy. They like to use words periodt, go off, we stan her, boo-, and girl bye. They always use emojis 😌😭😼🏃🏻 ♀️. They are popular but don’t consider themselves popular. And they’re always in the group chats or invited to hang out. THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
random girl 1: i wish i had a friendship like the 3 musketeers
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them
by 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ October 13, 2020
The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.
I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.
by carsonsux August 09, 2021
A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page
by Brike December 19, 2008
The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.
Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.
by 1Munkie1 May 02, 2011
The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
by Spartacus891 June 11, 2007
To put a small stick like object in and out of your dick hole and cum hard enough to break a window.
by edmond383 February 17, 2015