muft

Something that doesn't fit your amusement and displeases,bothers,irritate,etc you.

Person 1: I'm bored
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: Muft is what I think of this situation.

by too friendly civilians May 26, 2009

Mufftab

Otherwise known as clitoris

"Olympic Mufftab Diving"

by Annie :) April 16, 2003

mufftard

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

by Splitter March 19, 2005

Murthered

When you kill some one with a candlestick, revolver or lead pipe in the dining room, billiard room or parlor.

Miss Scarlet was Murthered in the Hallway by Professor Plum!

by geneva red December 24, 2010

Queem of Mufftard

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

by Switche October 18, 2008

Murtaza

From the term Eh mah murtaza, it is from the arabic name. And old people constantly use it in their phrases, it sounds cool when the ringras say it, but not anyone else.

ure dad caught u looking at porn, "EH MAH MURTAZA"

by unknown February 22, 2005

Murf

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009