yummy mummy

An attractive older woman or an attractive mother. See also MILF.

"Have you ever been to her house? Her mom's a total yummy mummy!"

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Mummy Dust

Mummy dust is things that have happened in the past. They're history, old news. Things that people won't let go. When old people talk about "well back in my day." Or people who are always bringing up stories from high school. Shit's mummy dust.

"Corey Colteaux is always talking about high school, always bringing up mummy dust."

E-40 Revenue Retrievin': Day Shift (Everyday is a Weekend) lyrics -
"saw some suckaz I don't trust (what they do)/
got to bringin' up old mummy dust/
pullin' up the past/
talkin' loud like a big mouth bass"

by SteveEP November 10, 2010

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

by Count Fistula May 2, 2005

yummy mummy

a sexy mom, basically a milf...a mom who is attractive and "yummy"

"dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!"

by geegee June 29, 2003

Teri Mummy

A phrase that used to call out other people’s mom’s

Teri Mummy ke simping kardunga

by Anonymous 69sex master November 23, 2021

mummied out

very high so high you walk slow like a mummy

yo we was all mummied out at the clu last night

by killa ckream September 21, 2011

santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Ishqterra May 16, 2023