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Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.
I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.
by Philatio January 12, 2023
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muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.
I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’
by labiarabia January 12, 2023
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Muffet

Muffet, while a word with many contexsts, in this defenition will be disscussed as the character from the popular 2015 indie video game RPG, undertale.

Muffet is the main boss of Hotland, and uses a purple soul mode that makes the player be limited in movement with strings.
Her most threatening attack is her pet, who's name is curenttly unknown, that bites at the player as they scurry up.
Muffet is one of the few characters in undertale who moves the bulllet box, and she also has a text quirk, where most of it ends with a "~"

Muffet holds much love for her fellow spiders yet seems more cruel to the likes of monsters and humans.
In the true pacifist ending Muffet is able to afford a spider bakery that she runs with her fellow spiders.

Shes also the hotest character in the game because I said so
Person A: " What was your favourite undertale boss?"
Person B: "Oh, Mettaton!"
Person A: "Sweet! Mine was Muffet"
by DontAsk_ThisWasAJoke April 27, 2023
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Mamma Muffer

To lick your mom's cunt.
Jy is n Mamma Muffer!
by Yuppie30.com July 2, 2016
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Muffadin

Damn that paladin is a pro healer
Yea, it's Muffadin
by DontBanMeBlizzard May 18, 2021
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Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.
by Tom Foote August 1, 2008
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Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)
I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.
by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010
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