hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

moocher

1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.

2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.

3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor

4. verb: to mooch

1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye

2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks

3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*

4. lets mooch over to her place later

by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004

motocross

L I F E, a form of racing offroad motorcyles over obstacles like tripples and whoops (they are jumps)

I would die withou it

by Mitchell Thomas April 19, 2004

The Monocle

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

by SayThwat February 5, 2009

pussy moocher

One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.

Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.

by Bennie November 28, 2004

mooch and walk

the act of bumming money or food on the way to the destination in which you need the money for. Commonly used by poor people, hippies, hobos, dirtbags and the kid who wears tight pants at your school

Hey man lets go to the store for a fuckin twinkie i got the munchies. OK man but I have no money we need to mooch and walk.

by Nbombbruens June 22, 2007

food-mooch

Someone who eats all your food, and disapears when you run out (they've gone to mooch off food off somebody else until you refill your cabinets). Sometimes they will tell you that it's time to restock the food-supply (because they ate all the food and would like to do it again). They will often leave empty food containers in the refrigerator, to pretend like there is food left, when there is none.

Man, she's a food-mooch. She emptied my cabinets and left me with nothing except dog food. I went thru the refridgerator and there was nothing left except 6 empty containers, and some mustard.

by A Po' Mo'Fo June 26, 2008