MOSES OKWECHIME

King of Dogging the boys and simping over his mates ex. He would rather ditch a group of mates and risk his friendships just to get HEAD

Person 1: Did you hear what that guy over there did?
Person 2: Yeah i did, must be Moses Okwechime

by JIMMMMMMYTHERAPPER June 21, 2020

Moses Lake

Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes

Moses Lake is really really really gay

by Braeden Manor April 7, 2008

Moses Moat

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.

One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.

by Bad Jew November 30, 2011

Hoy Moses

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.

That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!

by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009

The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.

I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.

by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023

Natalie Moses

Actually the scariest human to exist. She will fool you with her smile but trust me she will come at you with a knife. Gives off Pennywise vibes. No Cap

Bro 1: Yo wanna go to C4 with Natalie Moses?
Bro 2: Nah bro, she scares the fuck out of me.

by BingPenisEater69 October 20, 2019

Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.

Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.

by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016