moron tax

Making yourself poorer with moronic decisions.

Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."

"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose

by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018

fuck-moron

An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.

Fuck-moron:

*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*

Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.

Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!

by LeManly August 27, 2011

gibbering moron

A person who talks crap and exhibits dog-like traits such as cowering in fear and being whipped.

Mat deleted the report because he is a gibbering moron.

by seniorphotocopierengineer December 30, 2012

Memento moron

A reminder you're not as smart as you think you are.

I spent twenty minutes looking for my keys and then I opened the front door and the keys were hanging out of the deadbolt.

It was a good memento moron.

by Milo Barba January 28, 2014

muscle mormon

A candy ass who views his body as sacred and watches every substance they ingest to preserve their gains.

Bill is such a muscle mormon he won't even take caffeine.

by wooshe March 3, 2015

sophisticated moron

Sophomore in high school/college

He's a sophisticated moron.

What
He's in his second year of high school/college

by Marcopolosmango August 22, 2017

booger-eating moron

A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!

While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.

by Finger Louie January 16, 2016