Monte Carlo

the sexiest car ever made

boys LOVE me and my '76 monte carlo, were both sexy bitches.. :P

by CommanderCutie May 6, 2009

Monte carlo

The nicest car ever made. Great body style, lots of power and can take lots of punishment. The best years 70-77.

Damn man nice car! Is that a 77 Monte Carlo?

by HalloweenTime August 30, 2007

Montessori Drivers

Motorists for whom lane makers, passing lanes, and speed limits are merely suggestions to consider along the way. So named for the self-directed educational system which encourages children to learn at their own pace.

The most important thing is that Montessori Drivers feel good about their driving. "Now you just go at your own pace and I'll be right over here if you need anything."

by rideSpecialized May 27, 2009

monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.

Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

Montezuma

Montezuma, Moctezuma, or Montecuzoma, was a Mexica (or Aztec) name. It's meaning is "His Angry Lord, Archer of the Sky". There were two Montezuma emperors. The first was nicknamed "HuehueMontezuma" (old Montezuma) or Montezuma Ilhuicamina (Montezuma the big one), although contemporarly known as Montezuma I. The second was Montezuma Xocoyotzin (Montezuma the young one), or Montezuma II. The former was the Mexica emperor (nahuatl: Hueytlatoani) who met Hernán Cortés and his men, mistook him with Quetzalcóatl (who was said to be "tall, white and with a great beard") and treated the Spaniards like gods. He died after being held captive by the Spanish conquistadores and stoned to death by the Aztecs.

Montezuma saw 8 signs that foretold the fall of his empire.

by Fawfulster November 8, 2010

Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.

by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

Montemayor

1. Last name, frequency rank in the U.S. is 4686.

2. Montemayor is a city located in the province of Córdoba, Spain. According to the 2006 census (INE), the city has a population of 3936 inhabitants.

1. Let's go visit with the Montemayor's.

2. I'm going to vacation in Montemayor, Spain.

by Nikki Barnett October 18, 2008