Freddy monster cock

A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.

me: hey freddy monster cock

freddy: kooom nu

by nonanasnas August 26, 2021

Adrian's Monster

The large object that hides inside Adrian's pants. Commonly referred to as the "Big John Special," Adrian's monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical Mark Colby play jazz. Adrian's monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real Mark Colby reveals himself again.

Where is Adrian's monster

It's hiding in his pants

by PussyAnnihilater69 August 4, 2017

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitetlyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021

monster kill

Sound/token gesture made upon whence you kill 5 or more people in Unreal Tournament. Introduced in the newer version is "Ludacris"; although Monster Kills are much more popular due the the satisfying 'Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh MONSTER KILL-KILL-KILL'.

So popular that even the game Half-Life uses the same sound in varient games.

I killed 5 people in 15 seconds and then I heard this totally bad sound!
MONSTER KILLKILLKILL!

by UT Fan August 28, 2003

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008