Many women may find themselves a Sugar Daddy to payroll their expensive lifestyles, but don't kid yourself, some men are smart enough to find themselves a nice Sugar Momma to support them as well.
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yo moma, her teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth her stomach lights up
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4 yo momma jokes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
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Suga momma's are fun, extravagant, classy, and beautiful.
Even more then spending on themselves, a Suga momma loves to spoil others, just because she can. Men can think they're fooling a Suga momma and using her, but she knows the games, and usually doesn't care! A Suga momma's man is young, hot, and charming; so it's a win-win. A Suga momma doesn't need him for his money, so she'll keep the lucky few for what she gets in return. (happiness, sexual satisfaction, laughter, pleasure, enjoyment) If you can keep your Suga momma smiling, say goodbye to 9 to 5 stress, and welcome to the good life!
Suga momma's are fun, extravagant, classy, and beautiful.
Even more then spending on themselves, a Suga momma loves to spoil others, just because she can. Men can think they're fooling a Suga momma and using her, but she knows the games, and usually doesn't care! A Suga momma's man is young, hot, and charming; so it's a win-win. A Suga momma doesn't need him for his money, so she'll keep the lucky few for what she gets in return. (happiness, sexual satisfaction, laughter, pleasure, enjoyment) If you can keep your Suga momma smiling, say goodbye to 9 to 5 stress, and welcome to the good life!
"Yo, your girl has no common sense! She's stupid. How do you even have a conversation with that airhead?"
"Why would I care what she says anyways? I get to live at her crib, she gives good head daily, AND I drive an Escalade. All I gotta do is fuck her, tell her I love her, then she pays for lots of shit."
"Damn! You've got it made. Is that why you quit your job?"
"Sure is! Who needs to work when you got a suga momma?!"
"Why would I care what she says anyways? I get to live at her crib, she gives good head daily, AND I drive an Escalade. All I gotta do is fuck her, tell her I love her, then she pays for lots of shit."
"Damn! You've got it made. Is that why you quit your job?"
"Sure is! Who needs to work when you got a suga momma?!"
by uk u wish u had one February 8, 2010
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