Malta

An island in the mediterranean populated by xenophobic locals, the island is run down by corrupt political parties and will assassinate you if you dare make a public negative post talking about them. They also aren't accepting and have a dislike of POCs (People Of Colour) or those who are associated with the LGBTQIA+ community. They are also known for their bad grammar. Common phases in malta are:

"Go beck to yuor kantri" "Go kill yuors selves faggit poufta"

"I went to Malta last summer, it was disgusting"

by slim thicc anorexic baddie hoe November 23, 2021

molarchy

to be of pure bullshit

Dude, you think that you're beater can beat my Ferrari in a race, that's molarchy.

by James Bond III April 24, 2008

molape

to molest, or rape, or both !

Brittany: Hey, Kristen! Have you molaped anyone?
Kristen: Yeah I just molaped Kerrianne!
Kerrianne: Yeah ! I molaped Kristen AND Audrey!
Audrey: THEN I MOLAPED MELISSA !
Melissa: I molaped all of you in your sleep !

by KBRAN October 28, 2005

Meltard

To the upmost extremities of stupidness, retardism, immatureness, random annoyingness and simply outright dumb.

Oh seriously John, your such a meltard!

by Someone lost November 22, 2006

Moltava

Ancient carabeian fire god. Feared by many as thought to of been cause of fires and volcanic eruptions.

Whoa the houes is on fire, Moltava must be pissed!!

by Molt3h June 29, 2004

Moland

Refers to the State of Utah and surrounding region in which Mormons predominate. See Jewland.

Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.

by John Lewis Needham June 29, 2006

molar masher

a humongusly large penis wich mashes molars or other teeth when receving oral sex

jimmy mashed that girls molars when she was blowing him therefor she called him a molar masher and had a huge dentist bill.

by iceman410 April 21, 2009