Moldy

The grade 9s

“The grade nines are so moldy!”

by not a grade 9 thank the lord June 2, 2021

moldy

Crazy good, impressive, or similar.

Kevin is absolutely moldy right now in this game. That’s straight cheddar mold.

by clutterytable September 13, 2025

Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich

A sandwich made of moldy 10 year expired baloney, smegma, and the end pieces of a loaf of bread

“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”

by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025

Moldy

Moley but more Land'tt. Instead of being yummy, he's Yummiy.

guy1: why do you love moldy you land'tt bitch
guy2: ......yYAAAAa basHHhah

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”

Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

fried moldy orange

Rotten.

It's never a good idea to eat a fried moldy orange.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023