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morning skinny

That time in the morning when you wake up and look your absolute best because you're morning skinny.
Mila: fuck I looked so good when I woke up, it's all because I was morning skinny.
by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
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son of the morning

Another name for 'Lucifer' (Latin: literally meaning 'light bearing') has not always been associated with the fallen angel, Satan. Originally, it was simply the Roman name of the planet Venus, the 'morning star' that rose just before the sun. ... In Isaiah 14:12, we find the Hebrew phrase, "HeYLeL BeN-ShaCHaR", meaning 'bright son of the morning/dawn' (i.e. 'bright/glowing morning star'). In the Greek version of the Old Testament (the Septuagint), this was translated as 'Phosphorus' (the Greek name of the morning star), and thence translated 'Lucifer' in the Latin Vulgate bible. Isaiah chapter 14 probably condemns the arrogance of the kings of Babylon who considered themselves glorious as the morning star, yet fell to earth. However, due to a confusion of the passages Isaiah 14:12, Luke 10:18 and Revelation 12:7-10, the name 'Lucifer' became applied to the Devil.
"Lucifer son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of
earth!"
Max Romeo,'Chase The Devil'
by mrforde August 22, 2006
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monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
by OverAllComa January 13, 2005
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morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.
I always wake up every day with a morning missile
by D'fo February 25, 2004
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morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away
Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.
by bird June 18, 2004
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Morning Wood

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!
by hdver February 2, 2012
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Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection
Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.
by Seane222 February 25, 2010
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