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mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives
James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."
by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013
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Morgz

by scarceisback May 9, 2018
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Lucifer Morningstar

The main character in the Netflix film, Lucifer. Funny, sexual, loyal, protective, and kind are his main qualities.
"Awwww, Lucifer is so sweet to Chloe!!! Come on, Lucifer Morningstar!!!!"
by TrixieMorningstar June 20, 2019
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Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
by Conker1 October 5, 2016
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morning brown

It's coffee, ya' fuck.
by Falland November 16, 2020
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avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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mori girl

a fairly new (2007) Japanese fashion/lifestyle trend, dedicated to living a cheerful, simple, natural life of a girl in the forest. "mori" in Japanese means "forest."

The fashion style is loose, light and airy, layered with warm, bulky sweaters and scarves and tough boots for navigating the wilderness.

the style utilizes pale colors, like oatmeal, light pink, light greens and browns, as well as rich gem tones like sapphire and ruby. Crocheted and knitted items accessorize the look.

The aesthetic has also leaked over into interior design. Rooms inspired by mori girl are often filled with sunlight but clear of clutter save for a few spots stacked with old books, antiques and a vase of sunflowers. Mori rooms often look like cabins from a fairytale.

The lifestyle seems content with solitude, however it doesn't close itself off from a social life intentionally. A mori girl has no qualms about going off into the forest alone or enjoying a cup of tea and and an old book in her favorite coffee shop by herself.

She is intelligent, secure and confident in herself, and as such is never loud or overbearing. She just prefers to live unfettered and uncluttered. Mori girls carry themselves with a quiet strength.

There's also a boy version of the fashion emerging recently.
Lauren: That girl looks like a forest fairy!

Amber: That's because she's a mori girl!
by Kalmia March 21, 2011
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