An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
by The Captain714 December 9, 2008
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by Pete the Irish heat October 27, 2018
Get the Mitzvah mug.A kind of extacy tablet. Said by many including myself to be the best pill out there. They often come in vairious coulours including green, red and ive also seen a black one before! Dropping 1 will keep you dancing all night, while dropping 2 will make you pull faces for a long long time.Coming up on these is like being hit by a bus, it just makes you see why they are called extacy tablets.
Effects include:
Amazing level of compassion towards freinds.
The ability to talk codshit to absolute strangers.
Any music is the best youve ever herd.
Addiction to strobe lighting.
Possible trips (just to keep you on your toes)
Contrary to popular belive it is possible to sleep on most pills, but not these.lol
The active content of a mitzubushi turbo is up to 99 parts MDMA. this is an absolutely ridiculous amount. thats why they are so good:)
Effects include:
Amazing level of compassion towards freinds.
The ability to talk codshit to absolute strangers.
Any music is the best youve ever herd.
Addiction to strobe lighting.
Possible trips (just to keep you on your toes)
Contrary to popular belive it is possible to sleep on most pills, but not these.lol
The active content of a mitzubushi turbo is up to 99 parts MDMA. this is an absolutely ridiculous amount. thats why they are so good:)
Good day Pennywhisle, what can i do for you on this fine morro?
One of your finest Mitzibushi turbo please Geoffry. Im going to get fuck eyed!
One of your finest Mitzibushi turbo please Geoffry. Im going to get fuck eyed!
by Jules_rules 42 May 2, 2006
Get the mitzibushi turbo mug.Mimzy means the womanly area!! (My dad told me that, and when that film came out "The Last Mimzy" he found that really funny)
by 'Shamoo'' + 'Dazzle'' June 28, 2008
Get the Mimzy mug.A Russian mob descendant who like to paint penises, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a Stalin shot glass, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that's infested with squirrels.
Dude, I hooked up with a Mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and she had a life-size naked-Khrushchev poster on her ceiling.
by Lo-pop January 10, 2012
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