Mihai

Some square head nigga that’s really short

Fuck you mihai

by Plansab May 27, 2019

Radoi Mihailov

Word of unknown derivation. Means a stupid dove with white feathers, shit-brown eyes and restricted mental activity.

Rado from 11 A class.

by vicious April 11, 2005

mathaias

a plague in the anus.

awww, I need to see the doctors, I've got mathaias

by dsfdssd April 8, 2007

michailikk

A very amazing artist in Instagram. He is very cool and awesome and the best! You could never be as cool as him.

A: Have you heard of michailikk?
B: You mean the best artist ever? Yes, I did!

by ra1densgf February 24, 2022

Mihail

A sexy man, everyone loves him and he is dating 8.9 women at once.

His penis is MASSIVE and he makes out with his tongue like a boss.

“Is that mihail?”
“I wanna sleep with mihail!”
“I LOVE mihail!”

by CURRYLOVER12345 February 26, 2022

Baka Mitai

Basically the song which has "Dame Da Ne".

Also means "What an idiot."

Person 1: Which song has Dame Da Ne? Person 2: Baka Mitai.
Person 1: (Something very stupid) Person 2: Baka Mitai.

by CocotheLoco1 September 6, 2020

Mikhail Gorbachev

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006