mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010

Mistermoore

To completely destroy pride, arrogance, and or sheer ignorance; usually executed by placing a strong blow on the recipients lower jaw; can be earth shattering and cause injured pride; If you are mistermoore-ed then you usually come out looking like a pussy

The ignorant dick would not shut up on the golf course, so I mistermoored him.

by namenotneeded May 2, 2007

sister from another mister

female version of "brother from another mother"

" Me and Kyla are close. She's like a sister from another mister."

by tomorey August 17, 2011

Hey Mister

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...

1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.

by <333333333333 January 2, 2009

Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.

Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.

by mistydawn December 2, 2010

Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.

Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.

Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004