Pistachio

A person with an annoyingly high pitched voice.

He's such a pistachio when he sings.

by Enfix June 6, 2025

Pistachio

A slur against Arabs of particularly Levantine origin.

Person 1: Look at those pistachios
Person 2: You don't think they're gonna bomb us, right?

by Janna Banna November 14, 2025

Pistachio

When a man wants a girl to urinate on his mustache.

Yo girl, come on over here and gimme a pistachio.

by Olive Branch November 19, 2025

Tyler Pistachio

diabetes

don't be a Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 7, 2017

Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Dirty mostaccioli

Any act of oral sex performed with a mouthful of cooked noodles (any variety)

I was expecting a tossed salad, but then he surprised me with a dirty mostaccioli!

by IbetUdid November 14, 2021

Dirty mostaccioli

Any act of oral sex performed with a mouthful of cooked noodles (any variety)

I was expecting a tossed salad, but he surprised me with a dirty mostaccioli!

by IbetUdid November 14, 2021