Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.
Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.
-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."
by nemmo June 27, 2006
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Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!
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by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015
Get the massaging the truth mug.Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month
From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
may be used for both men and women
From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
may be used for both men and women
Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?
Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?
Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your mug.A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
by Fekakta October 25, 2009
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