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miracle whips 

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
miracle whips by David S. Rose March 3, 2007

Miracle Grow 

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.
I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow
Miracle Grow by Wooooord Fiend March 11, 2015

Miracle Drug 

Something that can attain a euphoric state, such as an extremely delicious plate of fettucine alfredo, or downing a whole bottle of aspirin with a 40 oz Colt 45.
Willis: I've been in such a stupor lately.

Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....

Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.



Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.

Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.
Miracle Drug by milesofrain February 4, 2009

miracle whip 

Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.
Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!
miracle whip by Galaxie427 November 19, 2007

Miracle Queen

Evil villain Hawk Moth tried to use against Ladybug and Chat Noir to get their miraculous in season 3 finale but failed.
Miracle Queen was Chloe the spoiled brat who betrayed Ladybug.
Miracle Queen! Im giving you the power to reign over Paris and command your very own army of superheroes all I ask for in return-
Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous you shall have them as soon as Im done with them.
Miracle Queen by silvester. February 19, 2020

miracle mile 

the path between a man's scrotum and his anus
i ran my fingers down his miracle mile and he was in heaven!
miracle mile by MattMatt321 January 16, 2007