gasslight a minor

another way of saying you want to kill yourself without saying you want to kill yourself

jake; i'm so mad I want to kill myself
aaron: you shouldn't say that

jake: fine, im so mad I want to gasslight a minor

by DanAndPhilMemes December 1, 2021

Minor Genocide

the deliberate killing of a large number of children in a city or town with the aim of annihilating the total population of minors.

Technoblade: Just did some Minor Genocide.
Philza: WTF, NOT AGAIN!
Technoblade: The Orphans had it coming!

by RarelyAsleep March 3, 2021

digital minor

Someone on the internet who is under 13, and as a result isn’t supposed to be using social networking sites.

Woah, why would you post something so explicit? Aren’t you a digital minor?!?!?!

by iOpenX March 9, 2021

Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.

“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”

by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022

d minor

the chord you play when your girlfriend asks you your size ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Person 1- What is your…size( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2- *strums chord* d minor
Person 1- oh

by koЯn is tasty July 29, 2021

legally A minor

when the law gets involved with a singular musical chord and they have to legally declare if it is major or minor, and the chord consists of the A, C and E notes

F: hello A, C and E! wanna go clubbing?
E: sorry we are legally A minor
F: i am so sorry, i forgot about that! i will ask G
G, with Bb and D: sorry, we’re legally G minor

F: am i the oldest one here
G# and C: no you are legally F minor

by Skip Komarov February 23, 2022

Fringe minority

A group of uneducated hogs that are upset with the democratically elected leader and stopped working for 2 weeks so they could go to boots & hearts street fest in Ottawa

Fringe minority of literal hogs.

by Educatedhuman February 8, 2022