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[Minnesota] Block

The phenomenon that occurs on a freeway when two oblivious Minnesotan drivers, drive at the same speed so everyone behind them are unable to pass. Usually occurs at 10 mph below the posted speed limit. Often results in swearing, and the desire to pass on the shoulder or rear end the ass hole.
I would have gotten here sooner but I ran into a Minnesota Block on 35W. They were going 45 in a 65!
by luckylu77 December 17, 2008
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Minnesota Mascara

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)
She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara
by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015
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Minnesota

60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die.

Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico .

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Minnesota is the place to be
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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Minnetonka high school

A very prestigious high school that has focused students that love their drinking and sex every weekend.
by Dancingswan June 24, 2011
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Minnesota Bigfoot

A sexual act where one partner lies down face-up on the ground while the other squats down over them like Bigfoot at a stream and poops in their mouth. The lying-down partner holds the poop in their mouth and then stands up and makes out with the other person, going all "Lady and the Tramp" on the poop.

Note: The partners involved in the Minnesota Bigfoot can be of any configuration: male-female, male-male, female-female
Yesterday I met this fine chick at Church and when we went home together I gave her the Minnesota Bigfoot.
by The Minnesota Bigfoot January 2, 2011
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minner

The word middle and center combines to make minner. This is usually said when someone is speaking faster than they are thinking. Minner first originated during a very close game of Trivial Pursuit. The term is now used to describe anything in the center/middle of something.
"All I have to do is make it to the minner and I win!"

"My steak is cooked perfectly in the minner."
by amandapants September 7, 2009
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MinnesotaBurns

A xbox/wii troll who will make others laugh by making other users angry.

This also means the chicken is burning.
Check out minnesotaburns on youtube.
"damn this guy is such a funny MinnesotaBurns."
by ec2poseidon November 5, 2011
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