Minges

The feeling of needing to masturbate.

Equivalent to the feeling of appetite, or having to use the restroom.

Jim: Did you see that girl tits?

Mike: Yeah, I suddenly got the minges. I'm gonna go blow one out real quick.

by BboyJAM October 27, 2010

ming

Liberal Democrat "Menzies" (pronounced "Mingios") Campbell

Hello Ming

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

minge

big hairy baccy pouch!!

is it just me or has anyone else noticed that a hairy minge looks just like your baccy when you drop it whilst making a fag? Yes, you to could have a big hairy baccy pouch and not even know it!

by mikerach June 22, 2006

minge

The hair on someone's head which resembles a scub pad, or a mass of pubic hair (muff).

Girl1: "Ew, look at that gross gangley guy's hair; it looks like bleached stale minge!"
Girl2: "MINGE!!!"

Ryan Ringer: stunned, quivvering look; slinks away like the creepy bastard he is

by all fo\' yoo July 17, 2003

Minge

1. A way to describe Greenwich mean time, or;

2. A description of a geographical location of previous adult relations (likely somewhere in Greenwich, but can be elsewhere).

Note: Can be used in conjunction with other adjectives - ie. mingetastic, mingerific, mingesome.

Russell: So are we going to see Greenwich minge time or what? Last time I was here it was mingetastic!

by virgina hamm April 19, 2010

Minge

A female who has a graduate degree from a university in engineering.

Masculine equivalent is Meng

e.g. Mrs Hirush has a Minge from Tokyo University

by Prof Bort November 26, 2007

Minge

The word minge is another word for hats/caps etc.
Minge is mainly used in the UK.

I like the minge your wearing on your head.

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021