A Miguel's dick is mostly higher than 7 inches by the time he is aged 15 he wants to change the world by making something but mostly because he wants to get free money from the invention so he never has to work again Miguel is an awesome guy who has been through a lot but makes sure others are happy in the way he never was
by I like dictionaries July 9, 2017

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
by tom March 18, 2005

Is a boy who is handsome , into tennis and dogs. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever met and he is not only handsome he is too good in sports that no one can compete with him. If he likes you , he will like you forever and won’t make you sad or angry. If you have a boyfriend called Miguel Ángel you’ll be very lucky!
by Isabellamay723 December 12, 2019

When you walk into the bathroom and there a musty smell a a hot dump that has sat there for days to ferment
Kyle: Dude i walked into the bathroom and smell a Musty Miguel
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible
by Sindof2 October 26, 2011

A Filipino beer that infuriatingly tries very, very hard to pretend it's Spanish for reasons known only to the company. In the Philippines they also produce a beer called Red Horse, which is stronger than God himself.
by DaveGranger February 22, 2008

The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.
Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
by Ayeganggang September 15, 2020

He's the best singer of all time, yes, under the shower, he's a very attractive, friendly, affectionate boy, a friend of his friends, with a good sense of humor, hot in bed, he loves to travel and discover the world.
You still do not know the great virile member of him? He makes anyone enjoy.
You still do not know the great virile member of him? He makes anyone enjoy.
by Mike Fenty November 24, 2021
