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Mick and Rorty 

Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
Dude 69: Hey dudes lets watch frick and morty!
Dude 420: No i like mick and rorty R-tard!
Mick and Rorty by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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Mick Metas 

Mick is a nice guy who smiles a lot; he got a lot of friends and fans. For me, he got the cutest and purest smile ever. His haircut fits him perfectly.

A social butterfly who everyone likes. Mick is tall, and I guess it ran in the gene. His name is similar to Mickey Mouse, which is why he likes Mickey so much. Not a cat guy. He's more into dogs.

He's going to be a great actor, and I can't wait to see his movies!
"He is the most handsome guy I've known, the one with the fondest smile, famous yet so humble, He's Mick Metas."
Mick Metas by urbibby March 3, 2022

Mick Jagger Syndrome

A mental disorder that makes someone think Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones is attractive. Symptoms include kicking everyone to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. The most famous case is American pop star Ke$ha, who has been suffering from Mick Jagger Syndrome since birth.
Ke$ha- "And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Bob- "What? Mick Jagger isn't even attractive!"

Jane- "Hey shut up she has Mick Jagger Syndrome. You shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities!"

Mick Jagger

Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.
"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"
Mick Jagger by LanceSmith October 26, 2008
A wonderful girl that is extremely beautiful but it afraid to show it. She is really smart, but refuses to think so. At times she may get quite, but don't be afraid to ask what is wrong and to keep asking until they tell you. Don't worry if she decides to cry on your shoulder, they need someone. This person also has trust issues, make sure you don't break their heart.
Sam: Mick P! You did so good in that test!
Mick P: not really, Look! I got 2 points off!
mick p by Mreece10 February 20, 2017

mick deines

The act of grabbing a cows utters and using them as a penis. It is most commonly used for for girls to lose there virginity without having to find a male.
Person 1: damn i’m feeling kinda lonely, still haven’t lost my v-card

Person2: just mick deines it, then you’ll be as cool as all the other whores!!!