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Milking the Badger 

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.
Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!
Milking the Badger by MeHigh July 12, 2007

Text-mixing 

When text messaging several people all at once and accidentally sending the wrong text to the wrong person....oops.
You text: Hey it was great seeing you last night, we should do it again sometime. (sent to wrong person) wrong person responds: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell were you with?! that's Text-mixing.
Text-mixing by DONEUEMF March 9, 2010

making jellyfish 

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies
Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.
making jellyfish by churdler April 4, 2003

making chowder 

A term used to describe a woman who is finger banging so forcefully that her vagina actually drips a liquid similar in appearance and odor to New England clam chowder. If she engages in this behavior while riding the red cotton pony the liquid takes on the appearance of Manhattan clam chowder.
Dude whats that smell... Oh thats just Jill making chowder in the bedroom. Man thats one horny bitch!
making chowder by Timmy Leary August 17, 2010

coal mining 

The act of consuming alcohol at a drinking establishment during day time hours, or immediately after a work day, usually in solidarity or a small group. Conversation is nonexistent or light, and the participant(s) need to appear preoccupied in thought, typically staring into the bar top.
Jeremy has been coal mining since he got off work at five.
coal mining by thedrunkardsmind September 23, 2016

baby making hips

Wider hips on a woman, usually with a bigger booty and this is associated with having a good body for giving birth to children.

Sang by Fantasia in the song "Baby makin' hips"
Whoa look at that booty, damn she got them baby making hips for sure.
baby making hips by Nathalie W December 28, 2008