by ilovemewingbyebye69 June 26, 2024
Get the mewing to skibidimug. It's over for you gotta ropemaxxx
"- What's mewing?
-It's over for you."
-It's over for you."
by Ballmaxxx December 1, 2023
Get the Mewingmug. A beautiful woman with the most beautiful smile. May be little shy when you first get to know her but she’s amazing. Knows the most random fact about random things. So smart and talented.
I love Mew
by Aknit November 21, 2021
Get the Mewmug. Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.
by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018
Get the Mewmug. Mewing is a myth that high school band kids believe will make them more attractive. This is apart of the incel belief of "look maxxing" that involves taking basic care of yourself and thinking that looking hot will get you laid. Those that partake in Mewing are also often times not allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school
Incel: I've just started mewing and I'm already seeing results
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people
by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023
Get the Mewingmug. Mewing is a type of jaw exercise where it makes your jawline more sharp. People get their finger and slide down there jaw.
Waves finger and shushes person slides their finger down across their jaw. This is a wayh of how people do mewing.
by Your definitely average perso May 21, 2024
Get the Mewingmug. Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
Get the Matthew Mewmug.