mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

mewk

Specifically cat vomit

I knew I shouldn't have left that food out. The cat just mewked on the floor.

"What is the design on the carpet?"
"Oh nothing it's just mewk, the cat has a nervous stomach"

by r0ckst4rr November 28, 2019

mewd

basically the same thing as “mood” but different. like a cool,hip, new way of saying it.

lmao you see that kid over there crying... that’s a phat MEWD

by cooldudewithahat May 12, 2019

Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki of Asgard from movie "The Avengers".

Mewling: to cry/whine
Quim: British vulgar term for vagina
Mewling quim: Whiny vagina

Loki: Shut up, you mewling quim!

by Mrs. Loki Laufeyson August 19, 2012

Mewtwo

Just owns, pure owns

It is totally unstoppable, usually goes on killing sprees.
It tries to kill pikachu in a movie, but fails

It hides in a cave near Cerulean City and kills anyone who enters, unless you have a master ball.

The master ball is your only means of survival against this monster

Person 1: "Holy Shit man, i bumped into mewtwo yesterday"

Person 2: "How did u survive? Come you weren't killed like everyone else?"

Person 1: "I had a master ball!"

by Example555 January 30, 2009

Mewlery

Man-Jewelery = Mewlery. Apparently not found socially attractive to women from PA and other states. Its more of a long Island/Jersey thing when men wear jewelery (necklaces, rings, etc.)

Man: Hey babe, don't you love my necklace and my gold rings?

Beachy: Your such a guido from Long Island wearing that mewlery!

by lark27 November 21, 2010

Mewtine

Someone who tends to be pretentious, cocky, or just Rude out of the thought when they are nice they will suffer immediate bad luck from it.

Guy 1: Look at this loser wearing Polka dots, Glad I don't dress as gay

Guy 2: ...You are such a mewtine

by Mewnition November 6, 2018