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Mets

To Mets, verb: To fail in a ridiculous or spectacular manner, particularly in relation to sports or a sporting event.
Metsing: Failing in a spectacular or ridiculous manner. "He's going to walk in the winning run! This pitcher is really Metsing!"
Metsed: Failed in a spectacular or ridiculous manner: "Can you believe they gave up two TDs in the last minute? That team really Metsed!"
by Ratherder August 2, 2023
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Ever Met A Day

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone who cares?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

i'm looking for a light and for a home
wishing there was someone i could talk to
but still i see no answer
all i mean is that i'm all alone
i'm sure that anyone will do
no it, no him, no her
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

so...

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone out there?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
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FAST IS MET

Listening one time my little mate... I saw the cash and fast is met ..
by Tommy Ross August 10, 2025
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met thot

a thot from the 803
She a met thot.
by xhdzhfxjg June 23, 2020
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Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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