testicles

Sweet treats often purchased at a supermarket or dairy.

Bob to Mark: O can i please have some of your testicles?
Mark to Bob: Sure man what are friends for?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

testicles

Ball's, Nutt's, Rock's. Sounds like a term Car mfg. should have capialized on.

Take the first two TESTICLE'S off the assembly line to the proving grounds. We'll use them as; TESTvehICLE'S.

by James January 16, 2004

testicles

The chewy center

I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!

by baba October 19, 2003

Mesticle

Fan of the band Mest (see also, Tony Lovato, Nick Giggler, Jeremiah Rangle, and Matt Lovato)

I am a Mesticle for life.

by Ashweed October 10, 2004

eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.

School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!

by Goggle January 10, 2005

jesticles

1.) To jest with one's testicles. (aka-tease the female)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)

1.) Damn guuurl, Mark was totally using his jesticles against me last night.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.

by Anothony and David August 21, 2006

testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"

Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.

by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009