Mersadyz

If you ever meet a mersadyzyou are Very lucky Mersadyz's are funny,kind,tall,and good looking they are an animal person and they have big dreams and if you can't handle it then that is a big lost on the prettiest girl in the world.

Mersadyz is so funny

by Cool jake September 27, 2018

UC Merced

When you get rejected at every other UC.

What? Even Santa Cruz rejected me? I guess I'll go to UC Merced.

by mower of lawns September 20, 2009

Merced

1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

Merced - Gateway to hell.

by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004

mercedes

The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.

A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it

Mercedes is the best car ever!!!

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Mersey Trout

A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)

I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!

by ExpertFisher December 14, 2012

Merced

I know from living here,born and raised.I moved away in 2003.I came to the East Coast near New York city.Okay,Merced is ok if your just a so-called "normal" person.But if your different,like i was,and just unique and Flamboyant.This town is full of Homophobes.it's very closed-minded,Extremely Anti-Gay and full of stupid Bigots.I used to hate being hurrassed,and not feeling like i didn't belong.It was a hard place to live and be yourself.Being Openly-Gay in Merced County has been Hell.This is an OK town for some,But for me i had to leave what i left behind.and that was my Dear Family and "Some" Friends.The other stuff was pure History.I admit,Merced is a cool town,theres some nice people,but theres also a lot of Anti-Gay people as well.


Gilbert Ray Reyes
Aka Maverick

Merced,Closed-minded,Closet-cases,Hicks,RedNecks,Conservatives,Bigots,Anti-Gay,Homophobic.

by Gilbert Ray Reyes January 18, 2009