Medium

A language between all worlds, brought up by the usage of Marijuana. Only the wise stoners are fluent in this language.

"I'm so down, I'm licking the floor."

"I totally understood your Medium."

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"Sorry, I'm only fluent in Medium"

"It's all good, bro. Lets dip."

by stonerprincess March 29, 2010

extra medium

A non-existant size of soft drink invented by comedian brian regan. Fun to demand of fast food restaraunt employees

"I'll get the extra medium" "(employee to boss, in whispers) I see medium, but I don't know how to extra it!"

by Mike W. August 7, 2004

Extra medium

A paradoxical soda size that has been theorized but not yet created. It's creator, Brian Regan, uses it to throw McDonald's employees for a loop.

1. extra medium (noun) - a medium soda "extra'd"
2. extra medium (adj) - something that is better than average

1. HHHuuuuuuhhh, I dunno, uh, he said he wanted EXTRA medium, and I'm lookin at the mediums... I donno how to extra it!

2. Dude, that is above average, no... EXTRA medium.

by MTM September 3, 2004

Marlboro Mediums

The most wretched and awful cigarette known to man. The stale tobacco that is used to make Marlboro Mediums is mixed with the feces and puke of poo-eating illegal immigrants. The shitobacco is then left to sit and rot for three years.
Marlboro tricks you with a pretty box and a buy one get one. They never tell you that it comes with a fecal aftertaste and nausea.

Smoking should be something you enjoy not a chore. Marlboro Mediums make smoking a horrible chore. They make you fell sick for the rest of the day.

by planktonskankton May 5, 2008

Julia-Medium rare

Probably the brightest person u will ever meet. She is so hot and sexy she sizzles like a steak being cooked on the bbq medium rare. She gallops like a horse and plays soccer like a true ninja, which she is. She has Asian longed horned beetles growing in her zoo! SHE LOVES ASIANS AND U SHOULD TO. She has friends who are anorexic Ethiopians and creditcard vixons wit diarrhea. And her is idol is HOSS. The man of all glory! Woopy crap he’s got her wrapped. I know doesn’t she just blow your mind! JULIA.D you’re the greatest mother fukken friend anyone could be! ASIAN LOVE

DANG!

PSHH.. TSHH.. PSHH PSHH.. TSHH FSHH PSHH TSPP..lol

by CHRISTINA THARRENOS April 10, 2005

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

Medium Big

Someone who is both a nub and a beh! That person is really retarded and shitty!

Mikes Girlfriend Megan is a Medium Big!

by Daniel September 19, 2004