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The most wretched and awful cigarette known to man. The stale tobacco that is used to make Marlboro Mediums is mixed with the feces and puke of poo-eating illegal immigrants. The shitobacco is then left to sit and rot for three years.
Marlboro tricks you with a pretty box and a buy one get one. They never tell you that it comes with a fecal aftertaste and nausea.
Smoking should be something you enjoy not a chore. Marlboro Mediums make smoking a horrible chore. They make you fell sick for the rest of the day.
by planktonskankton May 05, 2008
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