Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

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Melinda

Melinda is a cheerful and funloving girl who appears quite at first until you get to know her. Melinda's are very committed and pretty much always do what they say they will and make sure to keep the promises they make. Melinda's are quite adventurous and not just in the out dors. Thay can be quite spontaneous at times and are super annoying if they aren't motivated to make up there mind. Reading is never their strong suit nither are men, but Melinda is still one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet from her long red hair, nice body, and hazel eyes. If a Malinda doesn't like something around people she doesn't know then she is most likely quite about it upfront but then bashes you to bits later. Melinda can be brutally honest at times. Melinda's can also take a long time to truly open up about how she feels for you but once she does you will feel like the most amazing person in the world so its totally worth the wait. Melinda's are super outgoing though a little picky about what it is that they want and super smart and creative. If you meet a Melinda you are very lucky and should thresher your time with her and really get to know her because she can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world or like an idiot whos just ben thrown in hell. So try to make a good impression because regardless of what it is she will never forget you.

Bro, did you see Melinda?

Yup, she was looked really nice but she didn't talk very much.

by Grew to be you December 20, 2019

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Melvin Balls

A man of class and high intelligence, often associated with a particular discipline of scientific research. Is married to a Kollywood movie star.

Student 1: "Hey, who's class do you have?"
Student 2: "It's Dr. Melvin Balls..."

by Melvin Balls October 13, 2021

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Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

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