masterblathering

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)

Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"

by ginsoak May 8, 2008

Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."

Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."

by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009

Master Skywalker

It doesn't exist...
Younglings were too young to listen to master windu.

Didn't I tell you already?
Master Skywalker doesn't exist!

by intellichicken July 8, 2019

sin master

Another colorful way to describe the male member; in some instances, quite eloquently.

I introduced her to my sin master last night

by Travis D August 16, 2007

Throat Master

One who excessively gets penis jabbed down their throat. They typically tend to enjoy it.

"You give so much head, your a true Throat Master"

by Mike1026 January 1, 2008

salt master

a guy who is always salty or negative.The people he cares about are the ones he treats the worst cause he doesnt know how to show emotion and gets aggravated.Be careful the salt is contagious.

That question was so mean the salt master definitely wrote that on my formspring

by Nicolecanread June 7, 2010

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010