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ex: i met this chick last night and we had some great meaningless sex with her
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The Real Meanings of Internet Words

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)
What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk
by MDubs and RDubs November 16, 2010
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As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.

"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.

I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.

For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”

Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
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The Meaning Of Life

1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.

2. to find ways to make money and then die.

3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.

4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.

5. Nothing.

6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
by kristen June 28, 2003
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The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to transcend language. That way you will not be worrying so much about what "the meaning of life" means.
What life Mr & Mrs Zombie.
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meaning of life

a very hard set of words to define, answered only in 2003 by renouned scholar Irag. Irag found that life's meaning was also synomymous with the number of dimensions in the universe. That is, of course, 42.
by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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