lee mayo

A complete bullshitter, and compulsive liar.

"I had such a terrible childhood" said Harry
"Stop being a Lee Mayo" retorted James

by DerrickL9vwr69 March 4, 2023

mayo head

A guy by the name of David Wesley Jackson

Yo, is that DW Jackson? What a mayo head!

by Therealdw May 7, 2023

Mayo Day

Known to commoners as December 1st. Mayo Day refers to the huge cumsplosion that occurs on December 1st by those who were able to surpass the hellscape that is NNN (No Nut November).

Bro, I can't wait for Mayo Day.

by QuickTimeEvent November 1, 2020

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017

mayo, yukon

A tiny remote village in the heart of the Yukon. This village has an average of 300-400 people who live there. There’s a lot of beautiful lakes and senery to visit. There’s only one store and a couple gas stations. Don’t be surprised if everyone you drive by waves, it’s a thing in mayo. Wave back don’t be a jerk! Mayo is known for being the hottest and coldest place in the Yukon. The temperature can reach-48 in the winter and +35 in the summer. If your going to mayo, pack a lunch as there’s no restaurants. Enjoy your drive though don’t blink or yourll miss it!! Here today, gone to Mayo❤️

Mayo, Yukon the Heart of the Yukon

by NOWMON December 8, 2017

Daddy Mayo

The hip term used at the University of Calgary for man gravy, nut or jizz

"It was so hot when Mark covered me in his daddy mayo last night"
"Gross, I've still got daddy mayo in my hair"

by Mayo Daddy June 1, 2017

mayo mouth

extreme dry mouth reminiscent of someone eating macaroni salad with their mouth open. The mouth is so dry that a thick, white paste forms, often in the corners of the lips.

Since the winter started I've had an extreme case of mayo mouth.

by Mayomouthh8rz December 29, 2016