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Zombie Makeout

A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.
Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!
by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009
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makeout competition

When two people make out for a competition. Usually, girls go to one wing of the stage and boys go to the other. The girls line up in no particular order and the boys do too. When the bell rings, the first person in each line has to go onstage and make out for ten minutes. Sometimes total strangers have to make out. The best makeout-ers get a prize.
Harrison had always liked Charlotte. She was just so pretty. When he heard that Charlotte was going to join the makeout competition for Year 8 at his school, he decided to join too. He prayed each night that he would kiss Charlotte at the makeout competition.

When he arrived that Tuesday, there were many people. In the crowd he saw Janice. He had hated Janice for as long as he liked Charlotte. He prayed that it wouldn't be Janice.

In the waiting room, he waited in line. The bell rang. After ten minutes, the bell rang again. In the fourth pair, Harrison could see from the TV that it was Charlotte on stage, kissing Anthony. This made Harrison immediately sad. When he went out, he stopped in his tracks. It was Janice! Both of them groaned as they slowly approached.

Reluctantly, their lips touched. They started kissing, slow and dry, until Harrison decided to put his tongue in Janice's mouth. He shoved it in and they started heavily making out. Their tongues touched, licked, wrestled. Harrison felt some saliva enter his mouth. He decided to mix it up with his saliva and let it drool back into Janice's. Harrison, having hated her all the time, decided to make use of those ten minutes. He held Janice's head close to him and started licking her oral features. Janice did the same back to Harrison. Harrison and Janice stood there with tongues active and with each other's drool flowing down their chins. The bell finally rang. When they parted, a long spit bridge hung between them.
by Babies porn August 25, 2013
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Mateo

He is the definition of sexy. The hottest Spanish boy you will ever see. No one has an ass and a shlong like this guy. The best man in the world. He is the strongest and most masculine man in. the world. Girls faint when they see him. He is a chick magnet and is also packing a good 14 inches, The females are always pleased The definition of an Alpha Male.
Christian: Whoa look its Mateo. Geez i am blushing just looking at him.

Gabriel: I know man, look all the girls want him. I wish I was him, he is so lucky.
by Bigpapichris October 5, 2020
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mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.
Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.
by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006
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makeout bitch

someone who tags along with a couple so that the couple can makeout with their parents thinking it is a group activity.
She was Jamie and Rachael's makeout bitch.
by Anne E June 17, 2006
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Mateo

Polynesian name for Matthew. Used as a comment for something amazing, great you've just seen.

Mateo=unbelievable
Mateo!!! this chick has the most massive tits I've ever seen in my life !
by Francesco June 13, 2005
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mareon

Any kid with this name is a savage and a goat. He likes any girl he sees. Everyone wants to be his friend because he is super nice.
That kid Mareon is a savage.
by Wilson Kid May 16, 2018
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