Malcolm

I spicy hot lil boy but but tall and strong

Ouu Malcolm sexy man

by Clodie February 21, 2021

Malcolm Layne Forbes

How you remember to spell his name is there are two L’s cause he’s a double loser. His middle name also rhymes with lame.

Malcolm Layne Forbes is the human equivalent of soggy fake bread.

by The best person ever November 22, 2022

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.

Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.

by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011

malcolm

he is one of the most beautiful and caring people u will ever know and he is amazingly good in bed. hes also super sexy and athletic. he cares for u more than anyone will ever care for u and helps in your darkest hour if u ever date one dont ever stop.

malcolm is amazing in bed

malcolm helped me build my fence
i have never seen someone as beautiful as malcolm

by taetae1234 September 4, 2018