Boobeus maximus

The larger of the two boobs.

Kevin loved Sarah's boobs, especially her boobeus maximus.

by Boobeus maximus lover February 28, 2023

Tyronius Maximus

The blackest of all black people. Thought by many to be nearly extinct by some scholars.

The Tyronius Maximus were free roaming in the African desert until the mid 1800s. After that time, a small number of them remained in tribes, but those have all but evaporated. Occasionally you will may observe one robbing a convenience store, or shooting an unarmed civilian for no reason.

by TTVJones October 4, 2018

maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007

Dickimus Maximus

Name given to male subject with extreme penile capabilities.

Fear Me for I am the Great Dickimus Maximus, and I am capable of unfathomable vaginal discomfort.

by random pittied fool May 10, 2010

Maximum Rapage

To be raped to the the uttermost extent. This is usually used in online gaming. It is one thing to pwn but when you unleash the maximum rapage there is no escape, you're done, you should just stop playing for that time because you don't want to look bad.

Bill: "Man I went to this one server thinking I was gunna pwn, but this guy just started whoopin' my ass and it led to maximum rapage so I decided to leave."

by glocktodahead August 30, 2006

noobicus maximus

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean

Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.

by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

by greg jameson October 9, 2008