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Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.
Did you know that black olives matter now?
by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021
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Mickey Mouse Mattress

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Matterhorn

Sexual act in which male rides female down a flight of stairs while holding onto her hair.
Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010
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mattress

A sexually available girl who has many partners.
1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."
by tman July 3, 2004
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Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.
"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"
by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016
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jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"
"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."
by my8086 May 25, 2007
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it doesn't matter

1) You don't care, or you don't know what to do.

2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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