Matias

He’s just a short ass person

Person 1:Oh look it’s matias
Person 2:oh he’s just short ASF

by Yourgayokboomer January 29, 2020

matinarathon

A matinee that turns into a marathon lasting all afternoon and into the evening.

I planned to go hiking with my girlfriend Saturday afternoon but we ended up in bed for a matinarathon.

by breckloose April 11, 2010

Maxipar

To be everything important in the world

Tu es maxipar

by sexymanmotherfuckingawsomesexy April 1, 2011

matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

Matibag

In old African terms a "Matibag" is a failure a rejection from God, a mistake, something that is worth nothing.

"Man, that boy Charles is such a Matibag."

by Real National Geographic September 6, 2016

Matias

That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.

Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name

by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016

matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone

Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!

by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017